Today was definitely a day where God tested my patience. I cracked a bit at the end but that's because everything hit me at once! Especially the thought that I was going to add one more child to the mix!!!Well, that... and my wonderful hormones! :P Ahh... the joys of pregnancy!
The above cartoon fits oh so perfectly!!!This pretty much sums up my day:
If You Give a Mom a Muffin
by Kathy Fictorie
If you give a Mom a muffin,
She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some.
The coffee will get spilled by her three year old.
She'll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she will find some dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do some laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
she'll trip over some snow boots
and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her
she has to plan dinner for tonight.
She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She will look for her cookbook
(101 Things to Make With a Pound of Hamburger).
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.
The checkbook is in her purse that is being
dumped out by her two year old.
She'll smell something funny.
She'll change the two year old.
While she is changing the two year old,
the phone will ring.
Her four year old will answer it and hang up.
She remembers that she wants to phone a friend
to come for coffee on Friday.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that
she was going to have a cup.
She will pour herself some.
And chances are......
If she has a cup of coffee......
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.
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